Autopilot income, anyone?

Hi there...

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I know, I know...

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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

For many wives, the very thought of their marriage coming undone is overwhelming. Why did the man that pursued her so vigorously during dating now seem so distant in marriage?

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Imagine what would happen in your marriage if you knew....

• The highest compliment you can give your husband – and no, it’s not praising his physical appearance, which only works on women, not men
• Why you should NEVER give your husband advice – unless he begs you to
• How to make your husband willing to listen to you and try practically anything you suggest

Those insights alone can change your marriage forever. Suppose you also discovered...

• The 15 words you can say to your husband when you’re lonely and need reassurance -- These words will get you the positive and supportive response you want from him every time.
• How to make your husband feel powerful so that he’ll always want to be with you.
• The one thing you can do in a split second to make your husband feel like he’s married the woman of his dreams

Yes, these insights are powerful and you can have them right now!

This amazing book, "The Woman Men Adore.... And Never Want To Leave" is the work of best selling author, Bob Grant, L.P.C. who has been teaching these techniques to wives for years in his private practice.

I never promote anything that doesn’t have a track record of success.

I am passionate about this book because it is the one that actually explains what works with your husband and why.

If you want to improve your marriage forever...click here

Do You Really Need a Guide For FarmVille?

I consider myself to be relatively well educated in the latest generation of social networking site games like Mafia Wars, Vampire Wars, and such. That's why when I started to see these FarmVille guides popping up all over the place I was kind of surprised. I mean, I can see why people might need some tips to get going in games like Mafia Wars, but FarmVille?

At this point though I hadn't actually played the game, but I didn't really think it could be all that complicated. I figured I should give it a shot though, just so that I could say I knew what I was talking about. And I was in for a rather big surprise. In no time, I was out of money and had no crops to plant. I have to admit, there way more to this game than I had anticipated.

I eventually managed to dig myself out of my original hole and out of the red, but I still wasn't making all that much progress. I started to think that maybe I needed to see what these guides were all about. I wasn't really expecting much, but since I hadn't done so well on my own either, I figured it was worth a shot.

So I picked up a guide called FarmVille secrets, and was pleasantly surprised by the tips I found in it. You wouldn't think there were so many ways you could screw up a virtual farm, but believe me, you can. I was still stumbling along at level 6 when I got the guide after 2 weeks of playing regularly. Now I'm the proud owner of a plantation and a level 26 Sultan of Soil. And I still look back at my guide from time to time. If you're having trouble getting into the swing of things in FarmVille, this guide is not a bad investment.

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Zero ke Hero

Hi semua...

Mungkin ada yang tertanya-tanya apakah maksud tajuk penulisan saya hari ini. Sebenarnya, Zero ke Hero adalah sebuah ebook yang dimiliki sepenuhnya oleh saudara Ammar Zahar. Siapakah beliau? Di sini saya ringkaskan:

• Seorang pelajar sepenuh masa berusia 22 tahun
• Berasal dari Negeri Sembilan
• Seorang Top Affiliate Global
• Seorang Internet Marketer (IM) yang berjaya
  

Dan yang paling penting...

• Menjana RM 1,266 dalam masa seminggu hanya melalui internet
• Menjana RM12,845 hanya melalui program affiliate

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Online Money

Assalamualaikum...

Hmmm...dah lama menyepi kan diri...takde la sepi sangat, cuma banyak benda dah jadi dalam hidup ni...the best thing is....dah ade teman baru dalam hidup...jeng jeng jeng...Mohd Adam Danial...sangattttttt sayang kat dia nih...cup cup cup!!!!!

Nak dijadikan citernye...disebabkan terlalu menyayangi Adam ni, saya rasa taknak berpisah dengan dia walaupun sesaat...abis tu, takkan Adam nak ikut misseja gi keje tiap2 hari...tak logik, tak logik...ape pulak orang lain kata nanti...takkan taknak gi keje pulak, tak berasap la dapur jawapnya...camane ye...memang tak boleh berenggang ngan Adam ni...rasa nak peluk setiap masa ;)

Sorryla, saya bukan ngada2...dah tu sifat semulajadi seorang IBU...

Fikir punya fikir...x dpt idea...tiba2 keluar calculation nih:

boring + pening skit + rindu kat Adam lagi = surf internet

...apa lagi...

Godek punya godek semua search engine, terjumpalah pasal buat duit di internet...actually, dari dulu pernah dengar mende nih tapi tak pernah terlintas nak amik tahu lagi...skarang, rasa macam menepati selera pulak hehehe...

Ok, saya dah dapat beberapa ebook, so skarang tengah buat sesi pembacaan dan percubaan...akan dimaklumkan perkembangannya dalam penulisan seterusnya...tunggu ye...kalau best, kita sama-sama buat ok...

Never better...

It's been soooooooooo long since my last posting...why????

Life's a roller coaster...today you are in, and the next day you are out (Heidi Klum - Project Runway)...

Guess i've been out for a looooooong time...well, now i'm in and i'll try to hold on...i'm up with new projects...WAIT...WAIT...WAIT...

Pink Dots & Brain

Hi...again, i've taken this thing from fabulous Mr. Blalang. It applies to me very well. What about you?

If your brain works normally this is neat.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

However if you stare at the black “+ ” in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black ” + ” in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. This should be proof enough, we don’t always see what we think we see.

Thank you Blalang @ Blalang.com

Door Jokes

This video was emailed to me by one of my best buddies...enjoy...

Hati dan Minda yang berkata-kata

Sukar mencari apa yang diinginkan...hati dan minda tidak pernah sepakat. Seringkali hati menolak ajakan minda untuk melupakan. Terlalu menurut kehendak kata kecil hati yang penuh dengan rasa dan emosi. Walhal, minda yang rasional dan positif tidak pernah jemu memberi nasihat dan pujukan. Ahhh...penatnya akal untuk membuat keputusan. Tiada satu pun yang mampu melegakan kedua-duanya. Hati yang menangis dan minda yang memahami, kedua-duanya perlu dijaga.

Hati, oh hati...mengapa sering berdiri di dalam hujan? Tidakkah basah itu membuatmu kesejukan?

Tidak mengapalah sahabatku, Minda...aku sudah biasa.

Jangan begitu temanku. Kau sangat mulia dan kau mampu menjaga dirimu sendiri. Tak perlu terlalu mengharap.

Minda, kau mungkin dapat memahami apa yang kulalui. Namun kau tidak menaggungnya sepertiku. Aku masih boleh bertahan.

Wahai Hati, aku amat kagum dengan ketabahanmu. Tapi sampai bila kau harus begini? Tiada siapa yang mengenalimu sebaik aku.

Aku terlalu inginkannya. Hujan ini memang lumrah. Dan ia juga rahmat bagiku. Mungkin kesejukan itu mampu menyedarkannya akan kehadiranku.

Adakah dia begitu berbaloi untukmu, sahabatku?

Minda, jika benar kau inginkan aku untuk melupakannya, bolehkah kau lakukan sesuatu untukku?

Sudah tentu Hati. Aku akan menolongmu sebaik mungkin. Nyatakan saja.

Baiklah...bolehkah kau menidakkan namanya setiap kali ia melintasi ruang pemikiranmu? Dan bolehkah kau tidak memikirkan segala kebaikannya setiap kali ingin tidur?

Hmmm...Hati, kau tahu aku tidak boleh mengawal itu dengan mudah. Aku boleh mencuba...

Aku inginkan kepastian, sahabatku.

Begini, jika kau mampu membuka pintumu untuk yang lain, aku pasti dapat melakukannya dengan mudah. Bagaimana?

Minda...minda...mungkin kau belum betul-betul mengenaliku. Aku setia dan itu lumrahku. Aku tidak mahu melakukannya kerana benci. Mungkin bukan sekarang waktunya untukku bahagia. Mungkin esok atau lusa.

Bagaimana kalau tiada esok dan lusa? Adakah itu berbaloi?

Tiada yang lebih berbaloi daripada menjadi diriku sendiri.

Baiklah Hati. Aku menghormati keputusanmu. Namun, aku akan tetap berada disini jika kau memerlukanku. Aku akan tetap membantumu dan memberi tunjuk ajar. Cuma aku harap, kau tidak melupakanku.

Aku tidak akan melalaikan apa yang kau khabarkan. Aku juga akan sentiasa berada disisi jika kau memerlukanku. Terima kasih sahabatku.

Hanya akal yang masih menuggu untuk memutuskan apa yang perlu. Jauh disudut hati, dan jauh kedalam minda, tiada satu pun yang pernah mengalah. Masing-masing cuba memujuk sesama sendiri walaupun semakin menjauhi, namun akal tetap akan merapatkannya...mungkin belum masanya...

Tak Bisa Memilihmu

By 6ixth Sense

Telah jauh terpisah, diriku dan dirimu,
Dalam ruang dan waktu,
Sendiriku jalani sepiku, tanpa dirimu,
Resahku tanpa hadirmu,
Sungguh berat hatiku untuk merasakannya

Salahku mencintai dirinya saat jauhku terpisah
Darimu,Dan hadirnya menyentuh hatiku,
Untuk cintainya,
Hatiku pun inginkannya,
Hingga runtuh setiaku kepada dirimu

Kusakiti hatimu yang tulus mencintaiku….

C/O
Maaf ku tak bisa memilih dirimu
Karena kuterhanyut mencintai dia
Inilah salahku yang memberi ruang
Didalam hatiku tuk mencintainya…

(terhanyut jiwa ini,terjatuh dihatinya)

Thank you Senikata.com
Thank you mstar.com

Women as explained by engineers

p/s: i found this interesting and yet might be true but not for all...however, i posted this just for the sake of fun...enjoy...

Thank you Blalang @ blalang.com

Husband and Wife

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

Thank you Blalang @ Isu Hangat

In Loving Memory...My Baby Maya

This is my late cat...a very good girl, yet a great companion...

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture here.

Child Birth

p/s: for education purpose...how you were born...

Thank you nucleusinc.com

Upgrade

An old joke but i think it's still funny...what do you think...

UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Thank you Blalang @ Isu Hangat

Things to Ponder

• Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
• When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
• Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
• "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
• Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?

Thank you Chemelec @ telus.net 

Malam yang dingin

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil......sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,
"Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,
"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,
"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,
"Nak gi amik gigi ...la ni"

Thank you Blalang @ Isu Hangat

Quotes

If you are ever going to see a rainbow, you have got to stand a little rain...

-unknown-

Thoughts

I'd rather share the only thing that I have, cause I can't bear loosing everything else then...

-misseja-

Kewajipan Isteri

Apabila suami sebagai ketua di dalam rumahtangga, maka isteri itu timbalannya yang mempunyai tugas dan tanggungjawab tertentu. Di antara tanggungjawab isteri ialah:

1. Bergaul dengan suami secara baik. Menurut ulama Mazhab As-Shafie, wajib bagi isteri menggauli suaminya dengan baik.

2. Mengendalikan kerja-kerja rumah. Menurut riwayat Janzani, Rasulullah s.a.w menentukan kewajipan anaknya Fatimah mengurus rumah dan Ali mengurus kerja-kerja di luar rumah. (AI Mar'ah fi Tasawwuri Islam, m.s 105, oleh Abdul Muta'al AI Jibry).

3. Berhias untuk suami. Isteri hendaklah sentiasa berada di hadapan suami dalam keadaan menarik dan kemas. Dengan itu suami menjadi terhibur ketika di sampingnya. Tugas ini tidak dapat dilaksanakan dengan baik oleh isteri kecuali mereka yang faham dan benar-benar prihatin.

4. Pujuk memujuk adalah penting dalam kehidupan rumahtangga. Ibn al-Aswad AI-Dualy berkata kepada isterinya:

'Apabila kamu melihat aku marah, tenangkanlah aku. Apabila aku melihat kamu marah, aku pula menenangkan kamu. Jika tidak janganlah kita bersama-sama. '

5. Isteri hendaklah taat kepada suami. Di dalam sesuatu tindakan, jangan sekali-kali membelakangkan suami, kerana dia ketua rumah-tangga. Jika hendak keluar rumah mestilah mendapat izin dari suami terlebih dahulu. Isteri pula hendaklah memahami tugas dan kewajipan suami di luar. Sekiranya ke@a itu untuk Allah S.W.T. dan RasuINya, ia mestilah menyokongnya, memberi galakan dan semangat dan menasihatinya supaya tidak berputus asa.

6. Wanita hendaklah sentiasa menjaga kehormatan diri dan nama suami. Wanita yang menjaga kehormatannya dianggap oleh Rasulullah S.A.W. sebagai wanita yang baik dan patut menjadi ukuran bagi lelaki yang hendak memilih isteri.

Inilah di antara kewajipan isteri terhadap suami. Apabila setiap pihak menunaikan tanggungjawab, akan berkembanglah mawaddah atau kasih sayang. Batas-batas dan tanggungjawab suami isteri ini ditetapkan oleh Islam sebagai peraturaif yang bertujuan mengukuhkan kehidupan dan hidup di dalam suasana ibadah kepada Allah S.WT. Rumahtangga akan hancur jika sekiranya setiap pihak mengabaikan tanggung-jawabnya. Dengan mengamalkan prinsip agama dengan betul, akan wujudlah keluarga bahagia yang merupakan tahap pertama pembentukan masyarakat Islam.

Dipetik dari laman web www.islam.gov.my

Dari sudut pandanganku:
Yang paling penting bagi seorang isteri adalah MENJAGA MARUAH SUAMINYA. Maruah suami adalah umpama maruah agama. Jika isteri gagal menjaga maruah suami dan dirinya sendiri, ianya umpama menceroboh kehormatan suaminya kerana suami itu bertanggungjawab sepenuhnya ke atas tindak-tanduk dan perilaku isteri. Disamping itu, suami juga bertanggungjawab untuk mendidik isteri dengan agama yang benar...

Seperti apa yang disebut ketika diijabkabulkan suatu ketika dahulu..."aku terima nikahnya....dengan mas kahwin sebanyak......tunai"

Bagi mereka yang benar-benar memahami tersiratnya kata-kata itu, tahulah mereka betapa besarnya tanggungjawab yang harus dipikul suami...apakah mas kahwin yang sebenar-benarnya? bagaimanakah menunaikan tanggungjawab itu?

Jadi untuk para isteri, bantulah suamimu untuk membantumu kelak...